Mar 31, 2007

Ways to explain PMS

Against popular belief that considers that PMS means Pre Menstrual Syndrom, here are some other much much much more accurate ways of explaining it:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And the most accurate:

13. Potential Murder Suspect

I don't know about you girls out there, but personally I go thru all these 'moods'.

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