Ways to explain PMS

Against popular belief that considers that PMS means Pre Menstrual Syndrom, here are some other much much much more accurate ways of explaining it:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And the most accurate:

13. Potential Murder Suspect

I don't know about you girls out there, but personally I go thru all these 'moods'.